Okay, so I don't bull ride at all...but the first thing I learned in 4th grade was about hooking the reader in. That's right, the first line to a book, magazine, publication, or a stripper is key if you would like to continue past the first line. I mean, lets face it, those reading this just dropped one these, "Wait, Prisco rides bulls?" questions in their head when you read the title. It's just the way it goes.
Anyway, I was on my daily ride home from Dunkin Donuts, windows down, music up, singing "Alejandro" by Lady Gaga, when I decided, "I need to start blogging."
So here we go. I am just warning you right now: I am ready to make fun of everyone and anything, so strap on those double sided...strap on those seat belts and get ready for a wild ride.
My first topic today is about people that are 100% overweight and love to wear tight clothes. You know what, I agree with this. Just because you are overweight doesn't mean you should wear hooded sweatshirts in the summer time. I mean, have any of you tried to shoot a basketball in a tight hooded sweatshirt? Not fun. So tell me why these people should wear them all year round? The only thing I ask from this is to stop flaunting yourself. I mean, wear what you must, but don't try to be cute and get your bellybutton pierced. I mean draw the damn line. And plan ahead. If you are 120 pounds, be careful with the type of tattoo you get. I don't need to see a circle tattoo that you got around your belly button...130 pounds later.
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