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Wednesday, July 14, 2010
Alejandro Breaks Silence
AP - After months of taking the verbal beating every 45 minutes on every single pop station across the world, Alejandro is firing back.
"It was hurtful," Alejandro said. "She really thinks I called her name? I didn't. She was the one calling my name. Trust me."
Feeling down about life, Alejandro was getting laughed at by regulars, neighbors, friends and even family.
"Have you ever taken a verbal beating, where the pain takes over everything? It caused me to do things I never wanted to do. I was buying cocaine, eating McDonald's on the regular...I would never cheat on Taco Bell before this. Ever. That Gaga...she hurts my feelings. A lot. She used me. That song was me. I should get money for that."
But how does one go about getting back with the one known as Lady Gaga?
"She's not the only one that has Paparazzi now, bitch. Today, I formally signed a contract to play with 2010 offseason champion, Miami Heat," stated Alejandro. "Yeah. I did it. I am going to run the point. I'll have more Twitter followers in no time."
Asked on how he felt his life was going to change, Alejandro simply said: "Well, it will change a little bit. Everyone already knows my name. Now I will show them what I can do. Gaga will miss me. Get ready for her sequal. She cheated on me with Roberto and Fernando. Both are ex-friends of mine. But hell, I don't care anymore. Hermanos antes de Hos."
"It was hurtful," Alejandro said. "She really thinks I called her name? I didn't. She was the one calling my name. Trust me."
Feeling down about life, Alejandro was getting laughed at by regulars, neighbors, friends and even family.
"Have you ever taken a verbal beating, where the pain takes over everything? It caused me to do things I never wanted to do. I was buying cocaine, eating McDonald's on the regular...I would never cheat on Taco Bell before this. Ever. That Gaga...she hurts my feelings. A lot. She used me. That song was me. I should get money for that."
But how does one go about getting back with the one known as Lady Gaga?
"She's not the only one that has Paparazzi now, bitch. Today, I formally signed a contract to play with 2010 offseason champion, Miami Heat," stated Alejandro. "Yeah. I did it. I am going to run the point. I'll have more Twitter followers in no time."
Asked on how he felt his life was going to change, Alejandro simply said: "Well, it will change a little bit. Everyone already knows my name. Now I will show them what I can do. Gaga will miss me. Get ready for her sequal. She cheated on me with Roberto and Fernando. Both are ex-friends of mine. But hell, I don't care anymore. Hermanos antes de Hos."
Monday, July 12, 2010
Everyone Buy this
Wednesday, July 7, 2010
Complete and Utter Disgrace
When I heard about this news, I knew it was going to be a blog when I had a second to sit down. This job thing, is destroying my blog. I apologize. I'll be back more often soon enough.
But back to reality. I have to say, I have never been more disappointed with a network more than this (and this includes the ALF season finale. F YOU CBS). Anyway, ESPN is going to have an hour special for LeBron James to announce what team hes playing for next season. And you want to know why? Why Matt? Because hes the King that's why. King James. Yeah. Save it, ESPN.
This is perfect. When I found out LeBron went to ESPN and asked for this, I laughed. Because this is everything I have been saying for months. All these "experts" want to talk about how LeBron is this, LeBron is that. LeBron is a piece of garbage who only cares about himself. He doesn't care about winning a championship. You know why? Because if he really cared about winning a Championship, he'd be signing with the Champs. He'd sign with the LA Lakers for 2 years, and not care about signing for a max contract.
I mean, really. Imagine the Lakers with LeBron, too? You are pretty much getting a ring, as long as Kobe doesn't go down. So, there you go tough guy. Go win in LA. But you won't. And why? Because you want to be a hero.
I can say one thing. If I was a member of the team that he chooses tomorrow night, I may request a trade. The guy is the most conceited, selfish, genuine piece of garbage I have ever seen. I despise him. More than any other athlete. In fact, I really don't HATE athletes. I will root against them, but I don't hate them. I would never, ever, ever, ever root for LeBron James.
The guy signs up on Twitter the other day, and calls himself KingJames, the King of Akron. Go F yourself buddy. That tells me one thing...if you don't sign with the Cavs (and all signs are now pointing that he won't), you are a complete trader. And if you do sign with them, that may be even worse.
LeBron James has known for months where he was going. He knew he would get max money from any team that could possibly offer it. He knew he would have everyone making their "pitch." He has put these fans through an absolute fiasco. And I am SO happy that the Celtics don't have a chance to sign this guy. Because if they did, I wouldn't be able to root for the Celtics, or bare to watch basketball at that point. I really couldn't.
ESPN should be ashamed of what they are doing right now. Not for nothing, and I am the biggest Chris Bosh fan around Massachusetts. Its a fact. I root for Georgia Tech Basketball and they absolutely stink on a consistent basis. He was there for a year, and I always wished him well. BUT, with that said, you cannot turn on ESPN without trying to figure out if Bosh, Wade and LeBron are all going somewhere. How about this....YOU HAVE NO IDEA, so cut it out and stop guessing. Your sources...are the same as our sources. The Internet. So shove it up your ass. I'm just happy Wade and Bosh signed in Miami. Good for the both of you. And thanks for not networking it.
In conclusion, the thing that pisses me off the most is this. We have made excuses for this clown for years. 7 years in the league. No title. I don't want to hear that he hasn't had a team around him. He wanted Mo Williams on the team. He wanted Shaq. He wanted Jamison at the deadline. He wanted Varajeo. He wanted those guys around him. Hell, he wanted Mike Brown fired. He got that. Now you are going to turn on the Cavs? Really, LeBron? Really? And you are the King of Akron? King James? King of what? You never won a damn thing in your life. Hell, your high school team couldn't even win the state title. Some hero you are.
I'm borderline going on strike with ESPN. I'll go to another site to find out what team he chose. Probably twitter. Because it will be there. And the only way I'd ever watch that show tomorrow night at 9, would be if they promised to ask him why he shot 3-14 in Game 5 vs the Celtics, in a 120-88 loss. Why did you completely shut down LeBron? King of Nothing? King of Choke Jobs? King of Yourself. In the last game as a Cav @Cleveland in Game 5, with the series tied at 2, you completely shut down on your team. And didn't do much to help your cause in Game 6, when you were sent packing.
To whatever team signs him tomorrow: Good Luck. You will never win. Team guys win. People who REALLY want championships win (See Kobe, hate him or love him). LeBron James...will never win. Until, he turns the corner and finally gets it. Its about a team, not about yourself. Have fun marketing LBJ buddy. Enjoy it now.
But back to reality. I have to say, I have never been more disappointed with a network more than this (and this includes the ALF season finale. F YOU CBS). Anyway, ESPN is going to have an hour special for LeBron James to announce what team hes playing for next season. And you want to know why? Why Matt? Because hes the King that's why. King James. Yeah. Save it, ESPN.
This is perfect. When I found out LeBron went to ESPN and asked for this, I laughed. Because this is everything I have been saying for months. All these "experts" want to talk about how LeBron is this, LeBron is that. LeBron is a piece of garbage who only cares about himself. He doesn't care about winning a championship. You know why? Because if he really cared about winning a Championship, he'd be signing with the Champs. He'd sign with the LA Lakers for 2 years, and not care about signing for a max contract.
I mean, really. Imagine the Lakers with LeBron, too? You are pretty much getting a ring, as long as Kobe doesn't go down. So, there you go tough guy. Go win in LA. But you won't. And why? Because you want to be a hero.
I can say one thing. If I was a member of the team that he chooses tomorrow night, I may request a trade. The guy is the most conceited, selfish, genuine piece of garbage I have ever seen. I despise him. More than any other athlete. In fact, I really don't HATE athletes. I will root against them, but I don't hate them. I would never, ever, ever, ever root for LeBron James.
The guy signs up on Twitter the other day, and calls himself KingJames, the King of Akron. Go F yourself buddy. That tells me one thing...if you don't sign with the Cavs (and all signs are now pointing that he won't), you are a complete trader. And if you do sign with them, that may be even worse.
LeBron James has known for months where he was going. He knew he would get max money from any team that could possibly offer it. He knew he would have everyone making their "pitch." He has put these fans through an absolute fiasco. And I am SO happy that the Celtics don't have a chance to sign this guy. Because if they did, I wouldn't be able to root for the Celtics, or bare to watch basketball at that point. I really couldn't.
ESPN should be ashamed of what they are doing right now. Not for nothing, and I am the biggest Chris Bosh fan around Massachusetts. Its a fact. I root for Georgia Tech Basketball and they absolutely stink on a consistent basis. He was there for a year, and I always wished him well. BUT, with that said, you cannot turn on ESPN without trying to figure out if Bosh, Wade and LeBron are all going somewhere. How about this....YOU HAVE NO IDEA, so cut it out and stop guessing. Your sources...are the same as our sources. The Internet. So shove it up your ass. I'm just happy Wade and Bosh signed in Miami. Good for the both of you. And thanks for not networking it.
In conclusion, the thing that pisses me off the most is this. We have made excuses for this clown for years. 7 years in the league. No title. I don't want to hear that he hasn't had a team around him. He wanted Mo Williams on the team. He wanted Shaq. He wanted Jamison at the deadline. He wanted Varajeo. He wanted those guys around him. Hell, he wanted Mike Brown fired. He got that. Now you are going to turn on the Cavs? Really, LeBron? Really? And you are the King of Akron? King James? King of what? You never won a damn thing in your life. Hell, your high school team couldn't even win the state title. Some hero you are.
I'm borderline going on strike with ESPN. I'll go to another site to find out what team he chose. Probably twitter. Because it will be there. And the only way I'd ever watch that show tomorrow night at 9, would be if they promised to ask him why he shot 3-14 in Game 5 vs the Celtics, in a 120-88 loss. Why did you completely shut down LeBron? King of Nothing? King of Choke Jobs? King of Yourself. In the last game as a Cav @Cleveland in Game 5, with the series tied at 2, you completely shut down on your team. And didn't do much to help your cause in Game 6, when you were sent packing.
To whatever team signs him tomorrow: Good Luck. You will never win. Team guys win. People who REALLY want championships win (See Kobe, hate him or love him). LeBron James...will never win. Until, he turns the corner and finally gets it. Its about a team, not about yourself. Have fun marketing LBJ buddy. Enjoy it now.
Sunday, July 4, 2010
Happy 4th of July
And how do we celebrate that? Well, I drink beers and eat food, and I share with you the funniest thing on the internet. One of my favorite clips of all time:
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