AP - After months of taking the verbal beating every 45 minutes on every single pop station across the world, Alejandro is firing back.
"It was hurtful," Alejandro said. "She really thinks I called her name? I didn't. She was the one calling my name. Trust me."
Feeling down about life, Alejandro was getting laughed at by regulars, neighbors, friends and even family.
"Have you ever taken a verbal beating, where the pain takes over everything? It caused me to do things I never wanted to do. I was buying cocaine, eating McDonald's on the regular...I would never cheat on Taco Bell before this. Ever. That Gaga...she hurts my feelings. A lot. She used me. That song was me. I should get money for that."
But how does one go about getting back with the one known as Lady Gaga?
"She's not the only one that has Paparazzi now, bitch. Today, I formally signed a contract to play with 2010 offseason champion, Miami Heat," stated Alejandro. "Yeah. I did it. I am going to run the point. I'll have more Twitter followers in no time."
Asked on how he felt his life was going to change, Alejandro simply said: "Well, it will change a little bit. Everyone already knows my name. Now I will show them what I can do. Gaga will miss me. Get ready for her sequal. She cheated on me with Roberto and Fernando. Both are ex-friends of mine. But hell, I don't care anymore. Hermanos antes de Hos."
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