Hows Ya Weekend?

Good Afternoon World. The weekend, I went missing but I got some big things to talk about. So lets do it:

• The Bruins lost. Yes, I was avoiding this topic, and I will continue to avoid it. BUT I will write this. I made a bet. I lost the bet. It's time to shine. I will come back with either a tattoo or a piercing after next weekend. That's all I am saying about the Bruins.
  

• Saturday was a GREAT day. Started off with a surprise party/bbq at Mama P's for Lynnie's 30th. Good times. Good food. Good beer. Good watermelon slush with Vodka. No complaints at all. Then my brother decided to talk trash about how he can still beat me in basketball. Wasn't even close. I embaressed the poor guy in front of his family, friends, andddd, I was a few more beers deep too. Which for him...I know he didn't get much sleep.
  
  The day continued as we hit up Brett and Ashley's bbq. I get a text saying, "Nobody is here" and I walk in to about 30 people. I can see how that equals nobody. Now, its a good time to say that Kinky has been very good over the last few days, which makes honoring the bet that much better. Seeing him made my ass tingle thinking about that tattoo, and made my bellybutton wink at dudes thinking about that getting pierced.
  
  As I walk in, I receive a Penne Hotdog. Yes, a Penne Hotdog. It's exactly what it sounds like. Throw some Penne on top of a hotdog and eat it. F'n amazing. Just saying. I walk outside with Bevilacqua, and as he sits down on the beach chair, the legs collapsed because they were not set right, and down Bev went and all over him went his wine. After rinsing whine off his ballbag, he just had to sit there covered for the rest of the day.
  
  As for the rest of the day, well, one massive bottle of Jager was taken down, a call to JShaff in Denver (we miss/love you), Icing Brett (buying a Smirnoff Ice and proposing it to them - making them have to chug it), Bev, eating an ENTIRE LIME - skin and all, a drunken half face sketch of me (could not sit still for 3 seconds and just wanted to rap with Brett and Bev) created by Ashley, and Murking Mosquitoes part II. Loved it. This time, Ashley joined in on the fun. And it was all business. I think as soon as this blog is over, I'm going to change my interests on facebook to murking mosquitoes.
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
• Sunday was a double header softball day for Good Wood. In Game 1, we were playing the team who led the league in runs scored. Tied at 11 in the 5th, we ended up losing 23-11 in 6. AND we did not make 1 error in that inning. They were good.
  
  Game 2 was against the Greyhounds. This was a 23-8 victory. Muuuuuuuuuuuch better. And my first homerun of the season, which I led off the game with, Ricky Henderson style. Home Runs were also hit by Steen, Rogers and Dana. It's also good to note that Christian pitched both games of the double header, after drinking about 4 bottles of whiskey, being completely hammered, dropping a combined 31 balls thrown back to him, and....the best of all....PITCHED/HIT/RAN/EVERYTHING in TIMS. Yes. TIMS. After the game, the gatorade cooler full of ice water was dumped on him(by Mark and Keith), causing him to be mad for 41 seconds, and an AWESOME post game video later that night. Enjoy: