As many of you know, I want my wake/funeral to be a frigan party. You know, one of those absolute ragers. Have kegs and stuff. I also want to have an open casket, with the bottom half open instead of the top. This way, you can only see my legs and feet, but not my face and stomach. I was always a different breed, so why not continue it with the afterlife. Also, those who know me do know the music I want played: Bone Thugs N Harmony - Crossroads, Digital Underground - The Humpty Dance, and Eric Prydz - Call on me. Now more of you know. Make it happen.
Now, have you ever drove by a wake procession line, blaring music? Not purposely or anything. You just happen to drive with the windows down, and music loud, and BAM line to get into a wake. Then you say to yourself, wow, I shouldn't be playing that song? Well ME TOO! So, I decided to help you guys out by making a list of songs that you SHOULD NEVER play when driving past people waiting to see someone who just died. Here ya go (In no Particular Order...accept number 1 should be number 1):
1. I wanna Dance with Somebody - Whitney Houston
2. Let the Bodies hit the floor - Drowning Pool
3. Happy Birthday - Everyone
4. 99 Problems - Jay Z
5. Friends In Low Places - Garth Brooks
6. Highway to Hell - ACDC
7. You Look Wonderful Tonight - Eric Clapton
8. Hells Bells - ACDC
9. Celebration - Kool and the Gang
10. Just the two of us - Will Smith
11. Just Dance - Lady Gaga
12. I Just Died In Your Arms Tonight - Journey
13. Together Forever - Rick Astley
14. Go To Sleep - Eminem
15. Escape - Enrique Inglesias
16. Buy You a Drink - T Pain
17. Kill You - Eminem
18. How to Save a life - The Fray
19. Say Goodbye - Eminem
20. The Final Chapter - Mike Macaluso
21. One More time - Daft Punk
22. Grind with Me - Pretty Ricky
23. Take Me Home Tonight - Eddie Money
24. Zombie Nation - Kernkraft 400
25. Better Off Alone - Alice DeeJay
26. Heaven is a Place on Earth - Belinda Carlisle
27. I dont wanna miss a thing - Aerosmith
28. I wanna F*ck You - Akon
29. Open Your Eyes - Alter Bridge
30. When Can I see You again - Babyface
31. Say Goodbye to Hollywood - Billy Joel
32. One Call Away - Chingy & Janet Jackson
33. Tessie (because that song sucks and you just shouldn't play it)
34. Go to Sleep - Eminem
35. I smell Pussy - 50 Cent
36. Time of your life - Green day
37. My Body - Keith sweat
38. Just Like a Prayer - Madonna
39. Shake it Off - Mariah Carey
40. Walk Away - Paula Deanda
41. Start me Up - Rolling Stones
42. Dare you to move - switchfoot
43. Mr. Brightside - The Killers
44. Beautiful Day - U2
45. A Whole New World - Aladdin & Jasmine
46. Welcome to Paradise - Green Day
47. Get up and Get it - 3LW/Bone Thugs
48. Blame it on the Rain - Milli Vanilli
49. What's Left of Me - Nick Lachey
50. Last Resort - Papa Roach
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