Philly in 2 Weeks...Lets get Tasered.

So this meatball sub runs on the field the other night at the Phillies game, gets tasered, and ESPN makes a big story out of it. So obviously, the next night, some other kid is going to do it, because: why not? ESPN might show you getting tasered, and then its funny, and all that. WELL...what exactly would they do if 9 of us run on the field at the end of the Sox-Phillies game next week? Would they use real guns? Would it even affect some of the people going on this trip? I'm pretty sure Bevilacqua and Kinky are untaserable. I'm pretty sure me and Petersen would die if we got tasered. I'm pretty sure Busa would run as long as he possibly could, and by run as long as he possibly could, I mean shake Ryan Howard's hand.

I don't know. They wouldn't be able to stop all of us. Frazier could use some Baby Powder on the security if they mess with us too. All in all, I think its a great idea...besides the after effects of it. That would stink. But we could run the bob and weave through the outfield. I just have a feeling that Jason Werth would come out and spear one of us. Most likely me. Breaking 3 of my ribs and stuff.

So maybe we shouldn't do it. And I know we won't. Moral of the story: The more ESPN shows people running on the field, the more people are going to want to do it. So...don't show it.

Over.