J-Woww -- You Have TOO Much Left To See

REALLY? Am I reading this correctly? Click the text below:

JWoww's Making a Huge Mistake Because She doesn't know me yet.

NOT COOL. The one I was holding out for is now engaged? This is sickening. I eat ham late night too. Why is she marrying this guy?

First the Bruins, now this all within 24 hours? What is next? Miley Cyrus is still under 18, so I can't make any comments about her. What about Britney. I was willing to marry her when she was bald because I knew she needed help. Now shes got her act together. I COULD HAVE BEEN J-Woww's K-Fed. That could have been me. I am not happy right now. In fact, I'm genuinely upset. Someone wake me up when Kim Kardashian's ass arrives in Massachusetts. Yes, even if the rest of her is in Connecticut.

By the way, has anyone else noticed that Abraham Lincoln is looking towards the right and every other president looks left on U.S. coins? I noticed today at a red light.