Oh COME ON

So the Bruins are playing midseason hockey at playoff time. The problem? They STUNK and couldn't score during that time. It's happening again. BUT, I refuse to believe they let all of Boston down and lose Friday Night in game 7. You see, as much as I'd love for them to get this over with and win the series, they are at least willing to give us all heart attacks and let us watch one more game.

There is no way they lose. They can't. Montreal is playing in the Eastern Conference Semi's. They cannot pass this chance up. They just cannot do it. It wouldn't be right. It's set up for them to play.

Blake Wheeler is the worst player in the NHL. I'm convinced. It's pretty tough to make Dennis Wideman look like an all star, but Wheeler accomplishes it.

I would rather have this thing, then ever see Wheeler on the ice for the Bruins.

Speaking of this thing...what is it. Clearly a dude based off the chest, but WHERE IS YOUR PICKLE, Bro? Is this the first ever "I have absolutely no genitalia" person of all time? Whaaaaaaaaaaat?

If he is tucking, is this the greatest tuck job of all time?

Where do I get one of the outfits? Ya know...just to have in case I want to go food shopping in different attire? How fast do you think I would get kicked out of Stop and Shop with that on? I bet Purity Supreme would have let me shop in that gear. Poor Purity Supreme.

Gotta love the Yellow glasses too, with no lenses. This thing is seriously a freak. We need to have the History Channel do a piece on this. I mean, seriously whaaaaat is going on.

Last part about this: White sox and black shoes? Really bro? Really? Everyone knows you CANNOT do that. Especially with heels. Every guy knows when they throw on heels they cannot wear socks, nevermind white sox.