Thoughts

So I almost came home last night and vented on this about how BAD the Bruins played. Put it this way, I've seen some pretty bad performances live. Really. But this was by far, and I mean, by FAR the worst. I was so pumped about going to game 5 to watch them close it out against Philly, after they unveil the new Bobby Orr statue right outside the Garden...and then, THAT. Terrible.

Talk about flat. Is David Krecji the only guy that can get us near the net? What is up with Lucic? Start playing hockey, please. Too much talent on the ice to get shutdown by the stiff goalies the Flyers have.

They better pick it up in game 6. I'm not going to lie, but I'm starting to worry about the series. Philly has all the momentum. They need to switch things up, and do it fast because Wednesday is coming soon. And I probably have about 13 run on sentences in this, and I do not care. I'm not looking it over either. I'm just posting.

Random Thoughts

• Wrestling is great. I love calling people to get the update on whats going on and finding out that Meatloaf is getting RKO'd. I mean...Stories are great. Without them, I would have came home last night, went to Wendy's, ate 1,000 chicken nuggets, and thought about why I wasted my time going to that debacle of a game. But instead, I didn't go to Wendy's, I got a water, sat down, watched story time, and proceeded to smile all night as Flava Flavvvvvv was hosting, and Randy Orton took care of business. By the way, I need to get jacked so I can get his tattoos. His sleeves are ridiculously sick.

• Who wants to go to the Maury Povich Show with me? This is seriously QUALITY television. And more impressive...Jim Sokoloff is STILL doing commercials, trying to get people to hire him as their lawyer. Legend. Can someone please get him? That would be high comedy.
  

• Why is abbreviation such a long word?

• Why do I continue to blog before getting ice coffees? The whole time I want to drink it while doing this.
  

• The answer to the "What color does a smurf turn if you choke it?" question is obviously purple.
  

• I want to see Manny Pacquio fight Floyd Mayweather, and then retire boxing.
  

• I have the original recipe for EctoCooler and I'm making GALLONS of it, and will no longer drink water once I accomplish this.